May your be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead! May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light - May good luck pursue you each morning and night May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow - And may trouble avoid you wherever you go. Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife? A: A bachelor. Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter! Q: What's Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O'furniture! Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A: A rash of good luck! Q: How many irish men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ten! One to hold the lightbulb and nine more to drink until the room spins. More St. Patrick's Day Fun

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