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October 12

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak." "Why are you so weak?" the son asks. "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." "That's terrible," her son says. "Why haven't you eaten in 38 days? The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

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