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July 1
After spending nearly half a day enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stops at a toy store to pick up a baseball bat as a gift for her son.

"Cash or charge," the clerk asks.

"Cash," she snaps. Then, apologizing for her rudeness, she explains "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am way past sane."

"Shall I gift-wrap the bat?" the clerk asks sweetly, "or are you going back there?"
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