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August 20

Late one night in Washington,D.C., a mugger jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a U.S. Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"

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