A generously endowed young lady at college often
got teased by her sorority sisters for being so top-heavy.
At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she would like
to drink.
"Diet soda, please," she replied.
"Oh, you must be the double D." he said.
The girl was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends
had divulged such personal information.
"And just what do you mean by that?" she snapped.
Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly
answered, "Oh, you know
-- the Designated Driver."
|
