A man died and was greeted by St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.
"Well, I don't have much data on you. Please tell me what you've done that you think you belong in Heaven," St. Peter said.
"Three Hell's Angels types had stopped a car with a woman in it. I stopped my car and ran up to them. I told them that if they didn't leave immediately, I would stomp them and send them home with their tails between their legs."
St. Peter was a little sceptical about the story and asked, "When did this happen?"
The man replied, "About two minutes ago."
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