Joke of the Day - September 7

September 7

A woman becomes ill at home, and her husband calls 911 to get an ambulance. The operator says she'll send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" the operator asks.

"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive," says the anxious husband.

"Can you spell that for me?" the operator asks.

There is a long pause. Finally the man says, "How about if I drag her over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there?"

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